Three Kingdoms Come

I am sure we are all familiar with the expression that God wants spiritual fruit rather than religious nuts.

Well, over the past few weeks I have been blessed with some words of encouragement sent to me on slightly bizarre cards (see photos).

I can't reproduce the reams of photocopied notes that accompanied the cards, but I have filed them for future reference: they will provide a stimulating interlude at our next dinner party.

A relatively intelligible sample of the type of literature given to me is the inside of the "MOO" card. So stay happy and smile when you think of the rich and varied aspects of religious life that vicars are exposed to.